Introducing Dr. Science

Perhaps no man has achieved more in the field of scientific advancement than Dr. Science.

President of Science Inc., the world leader in research and beaker manufacturing.

Voted "Sexiest Researcher of the Year" 3 years in a row by Sexy Researcher Magazine (a division of Science Inc.)

Welcome to my lab. Don't touch that.

Some people ask what gives me the right to play God. To which I reply, "Who's playing?"

In order to save time, I upload science directly to my brain.

The shrink ray worked, Junyi. You can now get in and clean my hard-to-reach places.

Sure they called me mad, but that's what they said about Ted Bundy.

Nothing like a brisk swim in the Hudson River.

Take that Darwin.

This device disintegrates people who ask me stupid questions. Now what were you saying?

For science!!