Hello kids. Today, I'm going to talk about failure.
As a scientist, you are going to fail a lot. It's part of the job.
It's important to always learn from your mistakes. For example, here I learn that copper melts when you try to run 100,000 volts through it.
And here I learn that copper melts when you run 100,000 volts through it *at night*.
Now let me demonstrate my latest invention, the Neural Helm....arrgggg! Shit!
OK. That didn't go well, but let's check out what my lab assistant is working on. It's supposed to be doing that, right?
Fire is an important lab tool. It's perfectly safe in a controlled environment.
Um... crap. Let's move on, shall we?
Edison once said that invention was 90%... dammit.
Fuck.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.
Well 90% of my body suffered burns. But I'll be back in no time thanks to my Regenerative Exo-suit. Remember "failure" is just how losers say "opportunity".